"I could puke on myself and still be good looking."
- Scott Disick (via fuckoff-mondays)
(Source: burgeandchips, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via accioaccola)
